Post by GLACIER - AGENT OF C.O.L.D. on Mar 12, 2012 16:06:31 GMT -5
The scene opens inside of Glacier and Ice's locker room, as the camera moves around the room we can see Glacier and his newly acquired valet (and quite possibly, prostitute) Ice, sitting on a leather arm chair wearing just a pair of shorts. Ice is sitting on a similar chair although (unfortunately for the male viewers) she is wearing more clothes than Glacier. Next to Glacier is a table, on the table is an ice bucket, which is filled to the brim with ice. Glacier reaches into the ice bucket and pulls out a big piece of ice, he then slides the ice into a plastic bag and holds the makeshift ice pack next to his shoulder. A slight grimace appears on his face as he does this, but a few moments later he is ready to speak.
Glacier: My god Ice, did you see all of the work I did last week at Price of Glory? I was the underdog going in, where everyone wrote me off as a joke, and I stuck it out, eliminating more people and making that Gauntlet a true match to witness.
Ice: Everyone saw that you put everything you had into it, babe. I think you've proven once and for all that you're in the UWA to win it all.
Glacier is still holding the ice to his shoulder, but he manages a nod over at Ice.
Glacier: I'm still pissed at myself for the terrible way I was eliminated. I mean, I took out a lot of people, and to be taken out of the Gauntlet by Scorpion pulling down the top rope? It's sickening to even think about. How could have I been so stupid? I came within a few minutes of becoming the number one contender to the UWA World Title and achieving the dream that everyone in this business has. It's almost too much for me to even bear.
Ice: It's just bad sportsmanship, baby. Everyone knows that Scorpion knew going into the match that he wouldn't be able to beat you, so instead, he had to do everything he could to get you out of contention. Sean Powers? Seriously? That guy couldn't headline a main event in a gay sex movie.
Glacier: Of course, everyone knew I would have beaten them both, especially as I was doing so well in the Gauntlet, up until that point. I was beating them from pillar to post, including Scorpion. I could tell that he was scared, terrified, petrified of my abilities. He knew that I was going to demolish him, destroy him and Powers and claim my spot at the top of the UWA. There was no doubt in my mind, which is why I found his unsportsmanslike conduct and behavior to be very classless. Scorpion is a dirtbag that I hope not only doesn't win the UWA World Title, but also fails in every other match that he has. He's an idiot who has skated by on his semi-entertaining charisma and his boring interviews. That's the last time that I actually invest my time and energy into a match, only to have it stolen away from me by a drug addicted degenerate like Scorpion.
Ice: Well don't worry about getting back right now, Glacier. You've got other things to worry about, namely your match against the next UWA "hot shot" Juan Casanova. I've got your back this week, don't even worry about it!
Glacier: Good...Ice, I knew I could count on you. But right now, all I want is revenge. Revenge on the Powers That Be for always counting me out, revenge on The Scorpion for not giving me a true one-on-one chance to become the number one contender and revenge on every single wrestler in the locker rooms and the fat, nerdy loser marks who sit in their mom's basement and write bad things about me. I just want revenge and revenge is what I will have when I step into the ring with that idiot Juan Casanova.
Ice: Isn't it bit harsh to want revenge on Juan, though? I mean, he hasn't done anything to you.
Glacier: Look, I know that this guy Juan hasn't done anything to me directly. Hell, he's probably a decent guy who just wants to show up, do his match, get his check and go home. More power to him. However, he has been earning a lot of praise and attention by all of the boys in the locker rooms. Everyone is already counting me out and it's really starting to piss me off. When is the last time someone actually had my back and thought I could win? No one. Just on that alone, by my recokoning, Juan has to pay the price just as much as Scorpion, William MacGregor, and the rest of the roster.
Ice: Well, make sure you give him an extra big C.O.L.D. Shoulder from me when you get your revenge.
Glacier: Oh don't worry about that, I will.
Ice: Even with that all said, don't you think there are some positive things that came out of Price of Glory?
Glacier: Well, there were a few positive aspects. First, I absolutely destroyed some of the "future" stars that the idiot commentators were behind. Some of them, I made sure that they didn't even stand a chance at winning, by eliminating them just as fast as they entered the ring. Hell, I was a damn near elimination machine that night in the Gauntlet and people now know that they can't take me for granted or underestimate me ever again.
Ice: Absolutely baby! You were a wrecking machine that night, you were a dream killer! You crushed a lot of people's dreams that night and you made sure that they went out with their head down in depression. It was a magnificent thing to see!
Glacier: You're not wrong there. Plus, think about the extra attention I drew to not only the merchandise stands, but also for the future celebrity appearances that I should be able to charge a hefty fine for.
Ice: You've sealed your place in the future legends of the business, babe. Now it's just time for you to step up to the plate and get on board to the next level. I think it's time you made yourself known, and I think you should try to stake a claim towards the Deathmatch or Television Championship. Both are in need of a true champion, a defending champion, a man who can take the title to the next level and make it something worthy of attention. I don't see a problem with Sean Powers mostly, and I can't see any problems for anyone who wants to become the next Deathmatch Champion. But I hate the fact that the Deathmatch Title has sat vacant for ages, while the Television Title has been defended as often as a woman's match in the UWA.
Glacier: There will be no problems at all with me stepping up to the plate. If I have to, I'll just go through and destroy everyone who gets in my way. It's more than obvious that the tag team division will never actually start here in the UWA, which is a pretty bad thing. Hell, even William MacGregor doesn't seem like he even gives a damn about the Television or Deathmatch Title, because he schedules them to be defended by partners and even some guys who have the exact same agent. It's a strange thing to witness, but then again, I'm not being paid like the CEO, so I don't even want to think about that sort of stuff.
Ice: Baby, just go in there and give them all hell, then just watch them capitulate and submit to your vastly superior ability. That's my advice for you.
Glacier: And that's exactly what I'm going to do. That's why with my match against Juan Casanova, I only have one real goal in this match, and that is to look as good as possible on the way to my inevitable win. Because if I win in style then surely the CEO has got to stop booking me in meaningless matches like this one and start giving me the title shots which I rightfully deserve.
Ice: Well, if you want to do that I would suggest you stop talking about it, and start getting ready for the match, so go and hit the gym. You need to make sure you are at 100 percent for the match and go out there and just dominate just like you have been doing for weeks now.
Glacier puts down the ice pack which he was still holding against his shoulder and climbs to his feet.
Glacier: No problem. I'll do it and I'll kill that little idiot. Juan Casanova won't even know what hit him.
Ice: That's what I like to hear!
Glacier: Hey, the guy talks about himself in the third person. That alone makes him a moron, but I'll give him his opportunity to step up his game against me in the ring. I doubt it wil work, but I'm a fair, kind guy, after all. I'll let him look good for a few minutes too, just to make the match entertaining, but then I'll finish him with one or two of my signature moves and then I'll move onto the next victim!
Ice: You're the man, Glacey!
Glacier: I know... I am quite amazing.
Glacier now smirks to himself as he grabs his blue parka and heads out as the scene fades to black.
Glacier: My god Ice, did you see all of the work I did last week at Price of Glory? I was the underdog going in, where everyone wrote me off as a joke, and I stuck it out, eliminating more people and making that Gauntlet a true match to witness.
Ice: Everyone saw that you put everything you had into it, babe. I think you've proven once and for all that you're in the UWA to win it all.
Glacier is still holding the ice to his shoulder, but he manages a nod over at Ice.
Glacier: I'm still pissed at myself for the terrible way I was eliminated. I mean, I took out a lot of people, and to be taken out of the Gauntlet by Scorpion pulling down the top rope? It's sickening to even think about. How could have I been so stupid? I came within a few minutes of becoming the number one contender to the UWA World Title and achieving the dream that everyone in this business has. It's almost too much for me to even bear.
Ice: It's just bad sportsmanship, baby. Everyone knows that Scorpion knew going into the match that he wouldn't be able to beat you, so instead, he had to do everything he could to get you out of contention. Sean Powers? Seriously? That guy couldn't headline a main event in a gay sex movie.
Glacier: Of course, everyone knew I would have beaten them both, especially as I was doing so well in the Gauntlet, up until that point. I was beating them from pillar to post, including Scorpion. I could tell that he was scared, terrified, petrified of my abilities. He knew that I was going to demolish him, destroy him and Powers and claim my spot at the top of the UWA. There was no doubt in my mind, which is why I found his unsportsmanslike conduct and behavior to be very classless. Scorpion is a dirtbag that I hope not only doesn't win the UWA World Title, but also fails in every other match that he has. He's an idiot who has skated by on his semi-entertaining charisma and his boring interviews. That's the last time that I actually invest my time and energy into a match, only to have it stolen away from me by a drug addicted degenerate like Scorpion.
Ice: Well don't worry about getting back right now, Glacier. You've got other things to worry about, namely your match against the next UWA "hot shot" Juan Casanova. I've got your back this week, don't even worry about it!
Glacier: Good...Ice, I knew I could count on you. But right now, all I want is revenge. Revenge on the Powers That Be for always counting me out, revenge on The Scorpion for not giving me a true one-on-one chance to become the number one contender and revenge on every single wrestler in the locker rooms and the fat, nerdy loser marks who sit in their mom's basement and write bad things about me. I just want revenge and revenge is what I will have when I step into the ring with that idiot Juan Casanova.
Ice: Isn't it bit harsh to want revenge on Juan, though? I mean, he hasn't done anything to you.
Glacier: Look, I know that this guy Juan hasn't done anything to me directly. Hell, he's probably a decent guy who just wants to show up, do his match, get his check and go home. More power to him. However, he has been earning a lot of praise and attention by all of the boys in the locker rooms. Everyone is already counting me out and it's really starting to piss me off. When is the last time someone actually had my back and thought I could win? No one. Just on that alone, by my recokoning, Juan has to pay the price just as much as Scorpion, William MacGregor, and the rest of the roster.
Ice: Well, make sure you give him an extra big C.O.L.D. Shoulder from me when you get your revenge.
Glacier: Oh don't worry about that, I will.
Ice: Even with that all said, don't you think there are some positive things that came out of Price of Glory?
Glacier: Well, there were a few positive aspects. First, I absolutely destroyed some of the "future" stars that the idiot commentators were behind. Some of them, I made sure that they didn't even stand a chance at winning, by eliminating them just as fast as they entered the ring. Hell, I was a damn near elimination machine that night in the Gauntlet and people now know that they can't take me for granted or underestimate me ever again.
Ice: Absolutely baby! You were a wrecking machine that night, you were a dream killer! You crushed a lot of people's dreams that night and you made sure that they went out with their head down in depression. It was a magnificent thing to see!
Glacier: You're not wrong there. Plus, think about the extra attention I drew to not only the merchandise stands, but also for the future celebrity appearances that I should be able to charge a hefty fine for.
Ice: You've sealed your place in the future legends of the business, babe. Now it's just time for you to step up to the plate and get on board to the next level. I think it's time you made yourself known, and I think you should try to stake a claim towards the Deathmatch or Television Championship. Both are in need of a true champion, a defending champion, a man who can take the title to the next level and make it something worthy of attention. I don't see a problem with Sean Powers mostly, and I can't see any problems for anyone who wants to become the next Deathmatch Champion. But I hate the fact that the Deathmatch Title has sat vacant for ages, while the Television Title has been defended as often as a woman's match in the UWA.
Glacier: There will be no problems at all with me stepping up to the plate. If I have to, I'll just go through and destroy everyone who gets in my way. It's more than obvious that the tag team division will never actually start here in the UWA, which is a pretty bad thing. Hell, even William MacGregor doesn't seem like he even gives a damn about the Television or Deathmatch Title, because he schedules them to be defended by partners and even some guys who have the exact same agent. It's a strange thing to witness, but then again, I'm not being paid like the CEO, so I don't even want to think about that sort of stuff.
Ice: Baby, just go in there and give them all hell, then just watch them capitulate and submit to your vastly superior ability. That's my advice for you.
Glacier: And that's exactly what I'm going to do. That's why with my match against Juan Casanova, I only have one real goal in this match, and that is to look as good as possible on the way to my inevitable win. Because if I win in style then surely the CEO has got to stop booking me in meaningless matches like this one and start giving me the title shots which I rightfully deserve.
Ice: Well, if you want to do that I would suggest you stop talking about it, and start getting ready for the match, so go and hit the gym. You need to make sure you are at 100 percent for the match and go out there and just dominate just like you have been doing for weeks now.
Glacier puts down the ice pack which he was still holding against his shoulder and climbs to his feet.
Glacier: No problem. I'll do it and I'll kill that little idiot. Juan Casanova won't even know what hit him.
Ice: That's what I like to hear!
Glacier: Hey, the guy talks about himself in the third person. That alone makes him a moron, but I'll give him his opportunity to step up his game against me in the ring. I doubt it wil work, but I'm a fair, kind guy, after all. I'll let him look good for a few minutes too, just to make the match entertaining, but then I'll finish him with one or two of my signature moves and then I'll move onto the next victim!
Ice: You're the man, Glacey!
Glacier: I know... I am quite amazing.
Glacier now smirks to himself as he grabs his blue parka and heads out as the scene fades to black.
