Post by Nick Daniels on Mar 14, 2012 12:56:00 GMT -5
{ ROLEPLAY I DID WITH MARK HENRY , I LIKED IT. FIGURED I WOULD SHARE IT }
[Mark Henry : The World Strongest Man ]
Scene 1 : Get the ''F'' Out
[The scene opens backstage in a dimmed light lockerroom. The walls are of a dark grey and every piece of furniture inside the room are black , the dimmed light leave nothing but the shadow of object on the wall. A Door at the back of the lockeroom open , with brighter lights coming from inside the room , leaving a big shadow figure standing in the door way. The big man takes a deep breath and takes a step foward , now covering the bright light the shade appears to be the world strongest man Mark Henry. Henry is standing in the door way looking straight the camera , henry takes another step foward , we can now clearly see his face , he reach behind with his left hand and slam the door shut. he walks towards the camera , now looking what was staning behind , he stops so close to the camera we could see nothing else but his face , with his right hand he slam the side of the camera knocking the camera man and the camera down at the same time , the camera is on the floor filming mark henry's and 2 other person's Feet. After a couple of second we hear..]
Mark Henry : What the hell are you two doing in here ? and next time get that damn camera off my face , now what are you doing here ? Answer me or ill snap your ankle right now with this chair.
Voice 1 : Sorry mark but Executive asked us to come in here to cut a promo , euhm i was just coming here to film the interview mark thats it .. nothing else.
Mark Henry : What ? nah now you listen to me. Promo will be cut when i want too , interview will be done when i feel like it , so go film something else. And you .. im sure as hell not gonna allow a interview to you punk go away josh mathews.
Josh Mathews : But Bro we really need a ..
Mark Henry : Bro !? , Ive been a world champion , ive been here 15 years ! 15 years ! .. and the respect i get from you punk is a bro ?! go away .. go away right now .. and never answer to me again. Cuz i swear to you .. i will snap your ankle with that chair , and you will be the next inductee into the HALL OF PAIN !
[ The camera starts to move again as the camera man must be picking it up , the camera is now back on the camera man's shoulder and is directly pointed at henry's face , Henry not too happy about it push the camera Man out of the room , the camera man from outside the lockeroom now film what's josh mathews doing , Mathews was trying to apologise to Mark henry , but henry did not want to hear any of it , so he grab josh by the arm pit with both hands and lift him up before throwing him out of the lockeroom , Josh mathews lands on his ass outside henry's lockeroom , and the wwe workers who saw the scene started to laugh as henry closed the door. Mathews frustrated got up and screamed '' Not so sexual for a Chocolate'' , a seconds later the door exploded out of the doorframe and fell on the ground , Henry standing in the door way , mathews and the cameraman got up and left running leaving mark henry looking at them with the everybody around laughing at josh mathews ]
Mark Henry : Im not doing a interview with those punk , execute want a intervire tell them to send me someone better not this joke of josh mathews. I Remember you .. walking around with your cheap rings , cheap earing , cheap necklace .. ive been here 15 years i remember Punk !
[Henry turn around , turning his back on all the workers still laughing at the scene , henry walks back inside his lockeroom , he turn around to close the door and notice he took the door off , he looks pissed and slowly go down on his kneed to grab the door , he gets up holding the door and just place it on the door frame , the door seems to be able to stand there , the scene fades to black afterwards]
Scene 2 : NOW REALLY GET THE F OUT !
[The scene opens with Maria standing outside of Henry's Lockeroom , she looks at the name on the door and look back at the name on her paper , she smile and knock on the door but nothing , She knock again , but sill nothing. She was ready to turn around but she stop and and put her finger up in he air , she turn around again and knocks harder on the door , the door fall fowards so she moved out of the way , and the camera film inside Henry's lockeroom. Barry White - Let the music play was filling Henry's Lockeroom as he was shown standing in the middle of his lockeroom dancing while eating a hershey chocolate bar eyes closed. When he opened his eye and saw the camera henry looked damn piss , he threw the chocolate down and turned the music off and started a crispy walk towards the camera man , when he got out of the lockeroom he saw to his right Maria laughing till the point she was crying , Henry is looking at her laugh and gets even more angry]
Maria : Euhh .. on my paper here it says its a wrestling match between you and Brodus euhmm is it gonna be a dance contest .. or .. im not in the wrong arena am i ? Cuz when they called me they said to get to the Consol Energy Center , but when i parked my car and wanted to enter the arena it said ''Back Entrance'' on the door .. so i tought hey thats not the name of the arena , but then i tought it was thinking about my butt because sometime i ..
Mark Henry : Shut up ! Shut the hell up ! I Dont wanna know , i dont wanna know nothing about your behind. Now what the hell are you doing here ?
Maria : Seeing that you did not want to be asked question by josh , they said to me ''hey maria , find the world ..str... longest man and ask him quesiton'' so here i am , is it really that long ?
Mark Henry : Its strongest ! World strongest man ! and .. just go away. I Dont wanna be interviewed by a dumb like you , your more of a failure then Brodus clay first debut was.
Maria : Hey dont be mean with me cuz u cant dance , i can show you how to dance .. but i need a pole for that , want me to show you.
Mark Henry : NO ! Just go away !
Maria : I Can go away , but if i do , they well send coach to interview you. And you dont want that... hihihi he got a funny name heh .. coachman .. hihihihi
Mark Henry : Fine , What do you want to know?
Maria : Euhm .. i lost the paper with the question .. oh no ! let me think of something .. euhm , okay i got one .. what do you think of ...hmmm .. barry whi... no .. Brodus clay ? what do you think of Brodus clay ? is that a good one .. cuz i really cant find the paper. I Wrote the question on a napkins , but then i sneezed and .. OH ! i think i know where the paper is .. want me to go get it ..
Mark Henry : Hell no ! This one is fine , if it can make you go away now , ill answer this one. What do i think of brodus clay , ... Nothing. I Dont know brodus clay , but i know that he is No WWE Championship material. Ive been here 15 Years , now all of a sudden its a new ''regime'' a ''reloaded'' WWE and they give opportunity to nobody like him. Ive been here 15 years and im not even in the main Event , those 2 flyweight are in the main event , for a championship qualifier. Hey WWE Management , there is no cruserweight belt , so why sign those flyweight. I Think there will be a lot of new member to the hall of pain.
Maria : Flyweight ? .. oh you are a professional boxer ?! .. stupid me , i was thinking this was wrestling hihihi , cuz i think the best boxer is manny pacquiao.
Mark Henry : Now your pissing me off , get the Fuck Away from me , and by the way .. Mayweather will kick his ass. Dont forget to close th ... dont forget to lift the door when you go.
[ Henry look straight at the camera man and once again push the camera man on his ass , Maria laugh at the camera man then Henry turn around and looked at her , she hug Mark Henry , Henry is close to loosing it , he slowly turn around and get inside his lockeroom , Maria grab the door and lift it up to place it back on the door frame , Henry is inside the lockeroom and takes a chair and fold it he turn around and look at the lockeroom door as the scene fades away ]
[Mark Henry : The World Strongest Man ]
Scene 1 : Get the ''F'' Out
[The scene opens backstage in a dimmed light lockerroom. The walls are of a dark grey and every piece of furniture inside the room are black , the dimmed light leave nothing but the shadow of object on the wall. A Door at the back of the lockeroom open , with brighter lights coming from inside the room , leaving a big shadow figure standing in the door way. The big man takes a deep breath and takes a step foward , now covering the bright light the shade appears to be the world strongest man Mark Henry. Henry is standing in the door way looking straight the camera , henry takes another step foward , we can now clearly see his face , he reach behind with his left hand and slam the door shut. he walks towards the camera , now looking what was staning behind , he stops so close to the camera we could see nothing else but his face , with his right hand he slam the side of the camera knocking the camera man and the camera down at the same time , the camera is on the floor filming mark henry's and 2 other person's Feet. After a couple of second we hear..]
Mark Henry : What the hell are you two doing in here ? and next time get that damn camera off my face , now what are you doing here ? Answer me or ill snap your ankle right now with this chair.
Voice 1 : Sorry mark but Executive asked us to come in here to cut a promo , euhm i was just coming here to film the interview mark thats it .. nothing else.
Mark Henry : What ? nah now you listen to me. Promo will be cut when i want too , interview will be done when i feel like it , so go film something else. And you .. im sure as hell not gonna allow a interview to you punk go away josh mathews.
Josh Mathews : But Bro we really need a ..
Mark Henry : Bro !? , Ive been a world champion , ive been here 15 years ! 15 years ! .. and the respect i get from you punk is a bro ?! go away .. go away right now .. and never answer to me again. Cuz i swear to you .. i will snap your ankle with that chair , and you will be the next inductee into the HALL OF PAIN !
[ The camera starts to move again as the camera man must be picking it up , the camera is now back on the camera man's shoulder and is directly pointed at henry's face , Henry not too happy about it push the camera Man out of the room , the camera man from outside the lockeroom now film what's josh mathews doing , Mathews was trying to apologise to Mark henry , but henry did not want to hear any of it , so he grab josh by the arm pit with both hands and lift him up before throwing him out of the lockeroom , Josh mathews lands on his ass outside henry's lockeroom , and the wwe workers who saw the scene started to laugh as henry closed the door. Mathews frustrated got up and screamed '' Not so sexual for a Chocolate'' , a seconds later the door exploded out of the doorframe and fell on the ground , Henry standing in the door way , mathews and the cameraman got up and left running leaving mark henry looking at them with the everybody around laughing at josh mathews ]
Mark Henry : Im not doing a interview with those punk , execute want a intervire tell them to send me someone better not this joke of josh mathews. I Remember you .. walking around with your cheap rings , cheap earing , cheap necklace .. ive been here 15 years i remember Punk !
[Henry turn around , turning his back on all the workers still laughing at the scene , henry walks back inside his lockeroom , he turn around to close the door and notice he took the door off , he looks pissed and slowly go down on his kneed to grab the door , he gets up holding the door and just place it on the door frame , the door seems to be able to stand there , the scene fades to black afterwards]
Scene 2 : NOW REALLY GET THE F OUT !
[The scene opens with Maria standing outside of Henry's Lockeroom , she looks at the name on the door and look back at the name on her paper , she smile and knock on the door but nothing , She knock again , but sill nothing. She was ready to turn around but she stop and and put her finger up in he air , she turn around again and knocks harder on the door , the door fall fowards so she moved out of the way , and the camera film inside Henry's lockeroom. Barry White - Let the music play was filling Henry's Lockeroom as he was shown standing in the middle of his lockeroom dancing while eating a hershey chocolate bar eyes closed. When he opened his eye and saw the camera henry looked damn piss , he threw the chocolate down and turned the music off and started a crispy walk towards the camera man , when he got out of the lockeroom he saw to his right Maria laughing till the point she was crying , Henry is looking at her laugh and gets even more angry]
Maria : Euhh .. on my paper here it says its a wrestling match between you and Brodus euhmm is it gonna be a dance contest .. or .. im not in the wrong arena am i ? Cuz when they called me they said to get to the Consol Energy Center , but when i parked my car and wanted to enter the arena it said ''Back Entrance'' on the door .. so i tought hey thats not the name of the arena , but then i tought it was thinking about my butt because sometime i ..
Mark Henry : Shut up ! Shut the hell up ! I Dont wanna know , i dont wanna know nothing about your behind. Now what the hell are you doing here ?
Maria : Seeing that you did not want to be asked question by josh , they said to me ''hey maria , find the world ..str... longest man and ask him quesiton'' so here i am , is it really that long ?
Mark Henry : Its strongest ! World strongest man ! and .. just go away. I Dont wanna be interviewed by a dumb like you , your more of a failure then Brodus clay first debut was.
Maria : Hey dont be mean with me cuz u cant dance , i can show you how to dance .. but i need a pole for that , want me to show you.
Mark Henry : NO ! Just go away !
Maria : I Can go away , but if i do , they well send coach to interview you. And you dont want that... hihihi he got a funny name heh .. coachman .. hihihihi
Mark Henry : Fine , What do you want to know?
Maria : Euhm .. i lost the paper with the question .. oh no ! let me think of something .. euhm , okay i got one .. what do you think of ...hmmm .. barry whi... no .. Brodus clay ? what do you think of Brodus clay ? is that a good one .. cuz i really cant find the paper. I Wrote the question on a napkins , but then i sneezed and .. OH ! i think i know where the paper is .. want me to go get it ..
Mark Henry : Hell no ! This one is fine , if it can make you go away now , ill answer this one. What do i think of brodus clay , ... Nothing. I Dont know brodus clay , but i know that he is No WWE Championship material. Ive been here 15 Years , now all of a sudden its a new ''regime'' a ''reloaded'' WWE and they give opportunity to nobody like him. Ive been here 15 years and im not even in the main Event , those 2 flyweight are in the main event , for a championship qualifier. Hey WWE Management , there is no cruserweight belt , so why sign those flyweight. I Think there will be a lot of new member to the hall of pain.
Maria : Flyweight ? .. oh you are a professional boxer ?! .. stupid me , i was thinking this was wrestling hihihi , cuz i think the best boxer is manny pacquiao.
Mark Henry : Now your pissing me off , get the Fuck Away from me , and by the way .. Mayweather will kick his ass. Dont forget to close th ... dont forget to lift the door when you go.
[ Henry look straight at the camera man and once again push the camera man on his ass , Maria laugh at the camera man then Henry turn around and looked at her , she hug Mark Henry , Henry is close to loosing it , he slowly turn around and get inside his lockeroom , Maria grab the door and lift it up to place it back on the door frame , Henry is inside the lockeroom and takes a chair and fold it he turn around and look at the lockeroom door as the scene fades away ]
