Post by GLACIER - AGENT OF C.O.L.D. on Mar 19, 2012 13:38:58 GMT -5
The scene opens with a repeat of Counter Strike from last week playing on a small monitor inside a locker room. The scene pans back to show two people watching the monitor, these two are Glacier and Ice. The view also shows a stationary camera that has been placed inside the locker room as well. Glacier looks down, and in his hands is a small piece of paper, one that has the new and improved UWA logo at the top and what appears to be the latest match listing for this week's Counter Strike. He hands the piece of paper over to Ice, who gazes at it for a few minutes and then smiles.
Ice: Now that is good news, your match on Monday is against Kenji Tsong, you might be in luck here.
Glacier: Well, I hope so. I just left William MacGregor's office and he seemed to be in agreement with me. I felt the need to not only ask for this match against Kenji, but also to get a little revenge for the losses that my good buddy Toast has against him due to Kenji and Bahir both. The two former members of Eastern Kings spent little time worrying or thinking about anyone or anything else other than themselves. They're both two selfish little idiots and since Toast wasn't going to do anything about it, I felt that I must. I'm just trying to be a good friend, like anyone else would, I'd wager.
Ice: Great news, Glacey! That'll totally put you back in Toast's good graces. I'm not even sure why the two of you fell out, but at least you two are both man enough to keep it between yourselves, instead of making a huge deal out of it on television. That's how real men deal with their issues, not by crapping all over everyone else in an attempt to get themselves over.
Glacier: Absolutely, it’s just a given those two are going to try to team back up again at some point, because they know that their best performances were when they were a team. That way each guy was able to hide the other's huge flaws. Separate, they are both two shabby, shoddy wrestlers who can barely even keep the fans from rushing to the bathrooms and concession stands during their match. But together as a tag team, they're good enough to almost be a decently passable team. I'm just doing my part to keep the UWA from making another huge mistake. That's why I’m the number one guy in this company, I’m always thinking of ways to overcome the pathetic little obstacles that MacGregor puts in front of me.
Now keep in mind that I don’t really need to use my immense brain power to overcome the obstacle that has been put in front of me this week. Kenji Tsong, as well as having no talent, four beer cans short of a six pack. I’ve seen people with IQs of less than seventy that are more intelligent than he is. So, I have absolutely nothing to fear from Kenji. Hell, Kenji is definitely denser than a piece of lead. He's on a fast trip to Nowhere on a speeding train and he's terrified of what he'll have to do when he realizes he can't cut it in the world of professional wrestling. The guy will probably have to just lower his life goals and realize that he's always going to become a nobody, a nothing, and he'll just have to face the facts that he's always going to be a janitor, or a burger flipper at McDonald's or a garbage man. There are jobs out there for people like Kenji, it's just that wrestling isn't one of them.
Glacier shakes his head sadly as he thinks about the sad future that awaits Kenji and quite possibly, Bahir Singh as well.
Glacier: Kenji, just take a look at the rankings and you'll see that I’m way above you. Sure, the actual official rankings have never been released, but when you write down a list of all of the professional wrestlers here on the UWA Roster, you'll see that your name is definitely at the very bottom, right next to guys like Hyde and Alex Brooke. Now when you take a look at the title history Kenji, you'll see that your face is nowhere around UWA.com, while mine has at least been in contention. Hell, I've been in some of the biggest matches in the history of the UWA, including the first Texas Title Gauntlet and the latest gauntlet. Where were you? Ah, that's right, you were too unimportant for anyone to even remember. Hell, you couldn't even defeat your own tag team partner, a guy you know very intimately, or so the rumor backstage has it. You had an opportunity to win the Texas Title from Bahir, but you choked just like you do in the showers with Bahir when you think no one is around. You're a joke Kenji, and it's going to be a real pleasure for me to beat your ass into submission.
A grim look takes over Glacier's face as he now glares around, while Ice merely sits there looking very pensive and meek.
Glacier: I'm a huge star here, and I’ve beaten almost everyone there is to beat on our roster. But then again, this is Kenji I'm talking about here, who as always is totally clueless so he wouldn’t know the facts even if they were given to him by William MacGregor himself. It's a little sad to see that Kenji is going to lose yet another match, but I'm more than willing to make sure that the fans are at least entertained, even if I am facing against a lesser opponent. Now Kenji, there might be one or two things that you’re better than me at; such as talking out of your ass and being an imbecile, but when it comes to wrestling... you’re not even close to being as great as I am. After all, I am the Agent of C.O.L.D. and the next megastar champ in the UWA, while you'll just be the next megachump.
Glacier now smirks as he leans back in the locker room as the scene fades out.
Ice: Now that is good news, your match on Monday is against Kenji Tsong, you might be in luck here.
Glacier: Well, I hope so. I just left William MacGregor's office and he seemed to be in agreement with me. I felt the need to not only ask for this match against Kenji, but also to get a little revenge for the losses that my good buddy Toast has against him due to Kenji and Bahir both. The two former members of Eastern Kings spent little time worrying or thinking about anyone or anything else other than themselves. They're both two selfish little idiots and since Toast wasn't going to do anything about it, I felt that I must. I'm just trying to be a good friend, like anyone else would, I'd wager.
Ice: Great news, Glacey! That'll totally put you back in Toast's good graces. I'm not even sure why the two of you fell out, but at least you two are both man enough to keep it between yourselves, instead of making a huge deal out of it on television. That's how real men deal with their issues, not by crapping all over everyone else in an attempt to get themselves over.
Glacier: Absolutely, it’s just a given those two are going to try to team back up again at some point, because they know that their best performances were when they were a team. That way each guy was able to hide the other's huge flaws. Separate, they are both two shabby, shoddy wrestlers who can barely even keep the fans from rushing to the bathrooms and concession stands during their match. But together as a tag team, they're good enough to almost be a decently passable team. I'm just doing my part to keep the UWA from making another huge mistake. That's why I’m the number one guy in this company, I’m always thinking of ways to overcome the pathetic little obstacles that MacGregor puts in front of me.
Now keep in mind that I don’t really need to use my immense brain power to overcome the obstacle that has been put in front of me this week. Kenji Tsong, as well as having no talent, four beer cans short of a six pack. I’ve seen people with IQs of less than seventy that are more intelligent than he is. So, I have absolutely nothing to fear from Kenji. Hell, Kenji is definitely denser than a piece of lead. He's on a fast trip to Nowhere on a speeding train and he's terrified of what he'll have to do when he realizes he can't cut it in the world of professional wrestling. The guy will probably have to just lower his life goals and realize that he's always going to become a nobody, a nothing, and he'll just have to face the facts that he's always going to be a janitor, or a burger flipper at McDonald's or a garbage man. There are jobs out there for people like Kenji, it's just that wrestling isn't one of them.
Glacier shakes his head sadly as he thinks about the sad future that awaits Kenji and quite possibly, Bahir Singh as well.
Glacier: Kenji, just take a look at the rankings and you'll see that I’m way above you. Sure, the actual official rankings have never been released, but when you write down a list of all of the professional wrestlers here on the UWA Roster, you'll see that your name is definitely at the very bottom, right next to guys like Hyde and Alex Brooke. Now when you take a look at the title history Kenji, you'll see that your face is nowhere around UWA.com, while mine has at least been in contention. Hell, I've been in some of the biggest matches in the history of the UWA, including the first Texas Title Gauntlet and the latest gauntlet. Where were you? Ah, that's right, you were too unimportant for anyone to even remember. Hell, you couldn't even defeat your own tag team partner, a guy you know very intimately, or so the rumor backstage has it. You had an opportunity to win the Texas Title from Bahir, but you choked just like you do in the showers with Bahir when you think no one is around. You're a joke Kenji, and it's going to be a real pleasure for me to beat your ass into submission.
A grim look takes over Glacier's face as he now glares around, while Ice merely sits there looking very pensive and meek.
Glacier: I'm a huge star here, and I’ve beaten almost everyone there is to beat on our roster. But then again, this is Kenji I'm talking about here, who as always is totally clueless so he wouldn’t know the facts even if they were given to him by William MacGregor himself. It's a little sad to see that Kenji is going to lose yet another match, but I'm more than willing to make sure that the fans are at least entertained, even if I am facing against a lesser opponent. Now Kenji, there might be one or two things that you’re better than me at; such as talking out of your ass and being an imbecile, but when it comes to wrestling... you’re not even close to being as great as I am. After all, I am the Agent of C.O.L.D. and the next megastar champ in the UWA, while you'll just be the next megachump.
Glacier now smirks as he leans back in the locker room as the scene fades out.
